Defund the Police

Defund the Police are words that send shudders down the spines of rural voters and others who value a law and order agenda. You NEED police to patrol the streets, to be vigil for jay walkers, wife beaters and murderers.

On the other hand, Defunding the Police should mean less taxes, another important concern of a typical law and order kind of voter.

That’s right, less police, less taxes. I’ll give you a moment to let it sink into your brain. Also, less police, less lawsuits that have to do with Police brutality, negligence, etcetera etcetera. If you really feel unsafe, lack of police should generate a huge private police industrial complex from which you can hire your own vigilantes, for a price, of course.

And we all know how law and order voters LOVE vigilantes. So how to the words Defund the Police sound to you now?